So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat
i would be quite grateful if you
please young sir
i didnt sign up for this
GOD I LOVE CATS
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
So I’m really pissed right now at my mom. I put my phone number up on an Instagram comment on my picture so my friend can text me and we can make plans and my mom saw it and told me if I put up any more personal info on the internet she’s taking my phone away and I would have to pay for my own phone bill with a cheap flip phone….
So in honor to her:
My bday is 09-05-1995
My phone number is 714-401-3392
My hometown is garden grove CA
I go to cal state long beach
I work at Knotts Berry Farm
And I drive a white Trail Blazer
WHO WANTS TO FUCKING STEAL MY IDENTITY AND MURDER ME ANY TAKERS APPARENTLY ITS A HUGE DEAL TO POST INFO ABOUT MYSELF TO MY FOLLOWERS AND FRIENDS GOD FORBID SOMEONE TEXTS ME WELL SHIT MOM.
It’s been a really wild year on this website.
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.
GOD DAMMIT MR. NOODLE
The plant one gets me every time.
That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later.
is that ryan gosling
thats fucking ryan gosling
never get over it
OMG OMG OMG OMG WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
No im done